CSPLab Visiting Early Career Scholars Program

The Control and Signal Processing (CSP) Lab in the Department of Electrical and Electronic Engineering, at the University of Melbourne invites expressions of interest for a visiting position under the CSPLab Visiting Early Career Scholars program. This scholarship is intended to provide opportunities for emerging engineers with interest in the areas of optimisation, signal processing, and control to spend three to four weeks at the CSP Lab. Final year PhD candidates and recent graduates with fewer than three years of post-doctoral experience are eligible for this scholarship. The scholarship will cover airfares and accommodation for the duration of the visit. They will be provided with a desk and computer resources at the CSP Lab where they will have research interactions with CSP Lab faculty members, research fellows, and PhD students. It is expected that the visiting scholars will deliver a seminar during their visit.

There are no deadlines for the expressions of the interest and up to two CSPLab Visiting Early Career Scholars will be supported every year.

The expressions of interest should be emailed to Dr. Iman Shames (iman.shames@unimelb.edu.au) or Prof. Michael Cantoni (cantoni@unimelb.edu.au) with the subject “CSPLab Visiting Early Career Scholars Program” and must include a CV and a brief proposal outlining the research that is planned to be carried out in the duration of the visit.

Etihad Airways: the worst airline in the world?

Ok, I was travelling from Amsterdam to Melbourne via Abu Dhabi. Then I realised that I am not checked in my second leg (AUH-MEL) since the flight was overbooked. As a result I have to wait for 24 hours for my next flight. It is not all bad you might say, but it is the second time that it has happened to me in the last 32 days. Last time I had to wait 17 hours and I made a complaint. They offered me 25,000 FF miles, I was planning to answer them when I am back in Melbourne, then this happened. So I sent them the following email:

Dear (name),

I wanted to wait until I am back at my place in Melbourne so that I can reply to your email with a cool head. But, unfortunately, Etihad Airways did not let this happen. On my flight back from Schiphol via Abu Dhabi, I wasn’t checked in the leg from Abu Dhabi to Melbourne for whatever reason, even though I had a full-fare ticket, and now I am stranded in the airport for 24 hours. Well done you managed to increase 7 hours to my waiting time at the airport since the fiasco I had to go through last time, 32 days ago. My interaction with the Etihad Airways has started to sound like a tragic comedy. Currently there are two questions in my mind. First, I am wondering, and I hope you forgive my paranoia, if me going through this again has anything to do with my complaining last time. Second, is Etihad Airways genuinely a terrible airline or I am just very unlucky? I would be happy if you can clarify this.
Going back to the previous complaint, I have to clarify that it had NOTHING to do with the delay. I understand that delays happen. My complaint was on why on Earth I was not placed on a more suitable flight than the one that was 17 hours later, there was a flight to CDG in one hour and it was not full. Anyways, that is history now.
Regarding the offer of 25000 miles on an Etihad FF account; I have to reject it. It is of no use to me since I haven’t used Etihad on a regular basis (maybe 5 times in total in last 6-7 years) and even if I had any plan of using it in future, those plans are out of the window. I will do all my best not to fly with Etihad. There are always other options.
My complaint had another component to it as well, and I have not heard from you on it. I think the interaction that I had with Etihad Help was utterly unacceptable (as documented in my original complaint.) They sent me on a wild goose chase across the airport looking for “managers that will take care of me”. Alas, such promises never went further than mere pointless promises. That was infuriating, my time has more worth than just being wasted by people who want to pretend they are helping.
And seriously, why can’t I just go to the gate and board planes without going through this bizarre freak show?
I expect an answer from you. Of course, you can refuse to answer me, which might prove my point that Etihad Airways and its customer service are insincere as well as incompetent.
Iman Shames

An entrepreneur or a car-dealer?

Everyone seems to try to unravel the mysteries of entrepreneurship and what it means to be an entrepreneur. Well, it is a good thing to be innovative and all that and ending up rich. Of course, I am no exception either. But after a while spent on reading articles written about entrepreneurship, or listening to people talking about what being an entrepreneur means, I had an epiphany. The concept that people have in mind when they talk about entrepreneurship, is not that different from what people had in their minds years ago when they talked about car dealers, or travelling sales persons, or even travelling snake oil vendors. The bottom line is that you don’t need to have or necessarily build a product as long as you can sell it, to hell with what you are selling.

I am not really in a position to try to change any of this, but to safe-guard my own sanity, I developed this test:

  1. Upon coming across an article or a talk on entrepreneurship, I replace all “entrepreneur"s with "car-dealer"s, and all ”entrepreneurship"s with “car-dealership”.
  2. If the article/talk still makes sense, it should be discarded as bullshit and the author/speaker should be flagged as suspect.
  3. Otherwise, the article/talk is worthy of attention.

The Dominance of alright/all right in the 30s and 40s

Recently, I have been reading books written in the 30’s and the 40’s and something that came to my attention was the frequency of “alright/all right” in them. So I did the next step to investigate my suspicion and used Ngram to see if by any chance my observation made any sense. Well this is what I got.


Obviously, it is not a definitive evidence, but it seems that “all right” was much more popular in the written English of the early 20th century.